Post Rock Public Library

In order to protect the rights of users and employees, to preserve and protect library materials and facilities, and to maintain the environment and atmosphere essential to the proper operation of the library facility, the following Rules of Conduct will be strictly enforced.

1. No noise is not aloud. This is a library!!!
   
2. Food and drinks will be confiscated for the staff's own consumption.
   
3. Shirts and shoes, but not pants, must be worn in the library.
4. People using bad grammar will be asked to leave.
   
5. Young children left unattended will be stuffed with candy until they pop.
6. All sleeping in the library must be taken outside.
   
7. Soliciting/surveying for illicit purposes is prohibited with the staff's permission.