Ladies!!!
This Friday, tell your husband you're going to the library.
But don't tell him the hunks of the police department will be dancing on the tables for your dollars.
Don't deny it.
You want it. And all proceeds go to purchasing more hot books.
It's BYOB because we don't have a liquor license.
But we're gonna have a rip-roaring good time, nevertheless.
Oh and tell your husband Saturday night is guy's night.